i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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