She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
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I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
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A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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