were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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