Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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