My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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