There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
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I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
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Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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