First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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