i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
