You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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