No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
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sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
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I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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