Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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