you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
