Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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