We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
The beer is more important than you right now.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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