They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...