whats a polygalesbian?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
i know! what is this dateline?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
25 People Share How They Got Out Of Their Longest Dry Spell
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
21 People Confess Their Craziest Online Dating Experience
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.