found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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