he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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