what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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