did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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