So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
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