yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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