he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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