were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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