Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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