I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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