they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
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The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
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They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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