Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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