You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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