let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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