walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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