I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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