Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Randomize
