I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
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Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
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I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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