He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
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More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
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I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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