love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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