Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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