So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
