so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
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The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
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everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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