Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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