VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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