Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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