Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
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I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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