I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
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