Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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