if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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