well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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