Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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