Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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