Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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