gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
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They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
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And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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