Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
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he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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