I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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