My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
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Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
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