She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Randomize
