i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
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As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
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Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize