dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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