walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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