windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
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I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
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He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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