Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
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As shirtless as possible
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
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It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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