i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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