All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
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I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
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somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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